If you go through patent artwork, look at the hands, they look the most misshapen, mangled, claw-like appendages, like, they don’t even look human!
— Episode 68, 40th minute
Anytime you can invoke the Star Wars prequels to explain something ridiculous in history, I give it a thumbs up
— Episode 68, 11th minute
I definitely feel much less comfortable ranting about patents than I do ranting about games. But, gotta stretch yourself, ya know?
— episode 67, 120th minute
We all see things patented and we think, ‘How can you even patent that? That is so patently obvious’ - get it?
— episode 67, 79th minute
Nothing about the Instagram buyout bothers me… ‘Sold out their users’?! The users who gave them zero dollars?!
— episode 67. 76th minute
I was in the bathroom and I had my iPod with me and I realized, ‘Oh, that auction is ending soon,’ and I won the auction from the toilet
— episode 67, 41st minute
I will make no comment one way or the other about who the Macalope is. As Merlin would say in his attempt to sound techy, ‘I will return null.’ Which really makes no sense technology-wise, but he likes to say it… He doesn’t even know what null is
— episode 67, 27th minute
He’s wrong about Journey, I’m right. You should go buy that game. It’s $15… This show has been brought to you by Journey
— episode 66, 63rd minute
Many things that come out of my mouth are unintentionally racist. There’s a show title for you
— episode 66, 61st minute
At the bottom of my ‘More’ menu is an item called ‘Even More’. That makes me cry
— episode 65, 95th minute
Nothing infuriates me more than having to put my mouse over something and wait for the tool tip to come up
— episode 65, 89th minute
You can’t tell what the images are. The image for Archive is like a silohuette of a box with an arrow going down on it. And then Report Spam is an octogon with an exclamation point in it… These are all grey by the way. Of course they’re grey
— episode 65, 88th minute
